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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MARSHALL LEE!

VS.!

LORD RAPTOR!

Marshall Lee:
Yo folks, Marshall Lee is here!
The hottest smooth talking Vampire from the Nightosphere!
I’ve already got fine shapely honeys like Fiona in my show.
Perhaps I can make my move on that cute busty Jiangshi Hsien-Ko.
But hey with my moves and rhymes my style is quite slick.
You on other hand you’re an ugly old homicidal prick.
Seriously you got no style in fact you’re quite a mess.
You’re old and rusty while I am the new hotness.
I’ve got a job to do since your chances of winning are going down the tubes.
And it’s to “Party Harty” dudes.

Lord Raptor:
*sigh* You know folks, some days I just get no respect.
For starters why am I stuck with this vampire One Direction reject?
Trust me you little punk I’m the Ultimate Zombie Rock Star!
You’re just another pretty boy wannabe Crooner that’s below par.
You think you can score with Hsien-Ko? Just for that I ought to slice you in half.
But you think you can out-rock me? Oh that’s good for a laugh.
So Scream in Harmony with the Devil’s Choir!
Your chances of winning are already going to expire.
So long you little punk it has been fun.
Now why don’t you go outside and sparkle in the sun?

Marshall Lee:
Twilight jokes? Really? Is that your Master Plan?
Now why don’t you sit down before you hurt yourself old man?
I’m telling you man this rap battle is leaving me kind of bored.
You’re obviously not a Dino and you’re not much of a Lord.
Trust me you has-been Zombie when it comes to the ladies I am no Pretender.
Besides I remember Hsien-Ko deeming you to be an obnoxious sex offender.
In life you were a nasty psycho who went down in flames.
You may’ve been an Anti-Hero in the Anime but you were a loser lackey in the games.
Gonna be trouble? Baby I'm a trouble man! Want a fighter come on, don’t you understand?
I’ll give you double! Baby I’m the trouble man!

Lord Raptor:
Oh you just had to go there you little punk!
Just for that I ought to give you a little “dunk”!
I would so hate to stop all of your joy.
You future prison pale boy toy…
But when it comes to Demonic Rock I’m Number One!
So sit down boy and let me show you how it’s done!
You wanna Rumble? How about Tonight?
You want a War? I’ll just let you try alright.
Gonna be trouble? Baby I'm a trouble man! Want a fighter come on, don’t you understand?
I’ll give you double! Baby I’M the trouble man!

WHO WON?!

WHO’S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ERB Marshall Lee Vs. Lord Raptor
Here is my latest ERB and this match up is Marshall Lee that smooth talking vampire from Adventure Time Vs. Lord Raptor the Hard Rocking Australian Zombie from Darkstalkers. Who will win in this epic dual of these undead musicians?
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For those who have been enjoying my installments of my Neo Geo Saga stories I thought I work on a list in which these will be the special opponents with pre/post-battle banter for each of the future episodes. For those who don't already know Neo Geo Saga is basically my attempt at a new KOF story with a bunch of characters in which I have placed in 4 sections namely Fatal Fury, Art of Fighting, King of Fighters and Other SNK games. During these Arcade Modes there will be 12 battles in total in which every 3rd match will have special Pre (and if you win) Post Battle Dialogue between the character your playing as and a certain opponent except for the 12th and final battle which you get Pre-Battle banter and then your character's Arcade Mode ending. (Though those who are familiar with fighting games such as the Blazblue series will probably know what I am talking about.) In which each of these opponents will be one character from each of the 4 sections. (Oh yes and of course each of these installments have plenty of win-quotes in which like games such as Street Fighter 4 and BlazBlue all the characters have particular win quotes against all the opponents they face.) Anyways this list will cover will give you all an idea how the future Neo Geo Saga Arcade Mode stories are going to go. But first do take a look at any previous episodes of this series especially if you have missed any of them...

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And now without further or adieu here is the list...

King- Jacques Ducalis, Hwa Jai, Angel (KOF), G Mantle
Lee Pai Long- Hanzo Hattori (WH), Choi Bounge, John Crawley, Tung Fu Rue
John Crawley- Jin Fu Ha, Lao, Clark Still, Marco Rossi
Mickey Rogers- Bobby Nelson, Heavy D!, Michael Max, John Crawley
Mr. Big- Fuuma Kotaro, Ramon, Fiolina Germi, Lao
Mr. Karate- Hwa Jai, John Crawley, Marco Rossi, Heidern
Yuri Sakazaki- Moe Habana, Cyber Woo, Mai Shiranui, Ryo Sakazaki
Temjin- Jack Turner, Sheen Genus, Goro Daimon, Cheng Sinzan
Eiji Kisaragi- Jin Fu Ha, Ramon, Joe Higashi, G Mantle
Jin Fu Ha- Sheen Genus, Duck King, Jhun Hoon, Iroha
Karman Cole- Rocky, Brocken, Robert Garcia, Cheng Sinzan
Gai Tendo- Sheen Genus, Goro Daimon, Rob Python, Duck King
Seo Yong Song- Kang Bae Dal, Gai Tendo, Brocken, Tung Fu Rue
Payak Sitipak- Shura, Heavy D!, Jack Turner, Joe Higashi
Rob Python- Fuuma Kotaro, Joe Higashi, Heavy D!, Mickey Rogers
Jacques Ducalis- Robert Garcia, Kim Kap Hwan, Goro Daimon, Ryoko Izumo
Goro Daimon- Ryoko Izumo, Moe Habana, Ryuhaku Todoh, Cheng Sinzan
Ralf Jones- Toy, Gai Tendo, Hwa Jai, Clark Still
Clark Still- Sheen Genus, Lao, Jack Turner, Heidern
Heidern- Leona, Mickey Rogers, G Mantle, Cheng Sinzan
Leona Heidern- Angel (ST), Blue Mary, Angel (KOF), Mr. Big
Whip- Cyber Woo, Jack Turner, Kim Kap Hwan, Leona
Chang Koehan- Brian Battler, Jubei Yamada, Jack Turner, Kim Kap Hwan
Choi Bounge- Brocken, Chang Koehan, Lee Pai Long, Tung Fu Rue
Heavy D!- Bobby Nelson, Michael Max, Lucky Glauber, Mickey Rogers
Lucky Glauber- Gai Tendo, Heavy D!, Bobby Nelson, Cheng Sinzan
Brian Battler- Richard Meyer, Rob Python, Heavy D!, G Mantle
Ramon- Angel (ST), Jubei Yamada, Rob Python, Angel (KOF)
Angel (KOF)- John Crawley, Mai Shiranui, Janne D'Arc, Fiolina Germi
Jhun Hoon- Jack Turner, Goro Daimon, Cheng Sinzan, G Mantle
Kang Bae Dal- Brocken, Temjin, Hokutomaru, Maki Kagura
Chae Lim- Seo Yong Song, Cyber Woo, Maki Kagura, Kim Kap Hwan
Moe Habana- Hokutomaru, Kisarah Westfield, Temjin, Goro Daimon
Rocky- John Crawley, Cheng Sinzan, Brocken, Ramon
Maki Kagura- G Mantle, King, Kim Kap Hwan, Heidern
Hyena- Duck King, Jacques Ducalis, Rocky, Mars People
Iroha- John Crawley, Angel (KOF), G Mantle, Mai Shiranui
Goddess Athena- Terry Bogard, King, Jhun Hoon, Iroha
Marco Rossi- Mickey Rogers, Cheng Sinzan, Toy, Ralf Jones
Fiolina Germi- Marco Rossi, John Crawley, Blue Mary, Angel (KOF)
Mars People- Whip, John Crawley, Cheng Sinzan, G Mantle
Janne D'Arc- Fuuma Kotaro, King, Ramon, Lao
Brocken- Hwa Jai, Temjin, Angel (ST), Rocky
Hanzo Hattori (WH)- Choi Bounge, Hokutomaru, Eiji Kisaragi, Fuuma Kotaro
Fuuma Kotaro- Fiolina Germi, Angel (KOF), Mai Shiranui, Eiji Kisaragi
Johnny Maximum- Sheen Genus, Jack Turner, Brian Battler, Raiden
Ryoko Izumo- Kisarah Westfield, Chae Lim, Jacques Ducalis, Mai Shiranui
Shura- Fuuma Kotaro, Seo Yong Song, Hwa Jai, Payak Sitipitak
Kisarah Westfield- Jack Turner, Ramon, Seo Yong Song, Kim Dong Hwan
Leonhalt Domador- Johnny Maximum, Clark Still, Karman Cole, Brocken
Sheen Genus- Hokutomaru, Jacques Ducalis, Toy, Angel (KOF)
Bobby Nelson- Johnny Maximum, Duck King, Rob Python, Heavy D!
Cyber Woo- Temjin, Moe Habana, Jubei Yamada, Iroha
Angel (ST)- Joe Higashi, John Crawley, Fiolina Germi, Angel (KOF)
Toy- Jack Turner, Kim Kap Hwan, Ralf Jones, Marco Rossi
G Mantle- Rocky, Mr. Karate, Geese Howard, Goddess Athena

I admit some of these opponent choices might change in the future but still this will give you a good idea of what I am planning for this series. Oh yes and for those who are familiar with SNK's handiwork and are a little surprised I didn't use certain opponents for certain characters keep in mind I am still hoping I can do regular Story Modes for this series and I will most likely use them then (more on that later). But still these will be the future special opponents for the rest of the Neo Geo Saga Arcade Mode stories.
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

GRIFFITH!

VS.!

ALLEN SCHEZAR!

BEGIN!

Griffith:
I am Griffith; my exploits trump yours by several times more.
For starters I was the one who ended Midland’s 100 Year War.
Now you can watch me perform with flair, with my ever-so fabulous hair.
I hope that alone won’t leave you in despair.
But rest assured I won’t be leaving you bored.
I can be quite deadly with a sword.
My Band of the Hawk is well known for being quite invincible.
So defeating you is only a matter of principle.
My Band has risen up the ranks and became the #1 army in Midland.
So in other words your defeat has already been planned.

Allen Schezar:
You think you’re the superior man? I’m not sure if that’s true.
For starters I also have quite a fabulous head of hair too.
I too am quite a swordsman so I doubt you’d give me any cuts.
Besides don’t you normally leave that kind of work to Gutts?
I have lost my virginity to the most beautiful princess in the land.
While you lost yours to a depraved fat ugly old man.
Though yes, when it comes to Midland you did become quite a Rising Star.
All the more reason why it’s a shame you fell so far.
So as for Midland you could’ve become quite a Crown Jewel.
If only you didn’t ruin everything because you lost one duel.

Griffith:
Oh I am quite willing to show you why I am known as a Hawk.
Besides you are not exactly one to talk.
You think you are more noble and pure than me in every way.
Then how come you never spend time with Prince Chid on Father’s Day.
Oh but of course I am aware you’ve had Daddy Issues since you were a child.
But compared to people like Gutts, your issues are incredibly mild.
However it’s not the only thing about your Family Tree that’s a bit strange.
Such as your Sister who went through a bit of a change.
When it comes to the ladies you’d love to deem yourself a noble defender.
But in reality you’d make a fine sex offender.

Allen Schezar:
Oh so you say I shouldn’t treat young women like a disposable harlot?
Oh yes I’ll be sure to tell that to Caska and Princess Charlotte.
People blame Gutts’ resignation for driving you mad with grief that is true.
But that is only because Gutts grossly overestimated you.
After all if it wasn’t for your bruised ego you might’ve been crowned.
Oh if only you didn’t give the Princess a poorly planned Rebound.
But like it has been said you walked a path of Blood and Stones.
While you played your little Game of Thrones.
Though even in your Golden Age you weren’t much of a Hero.
Isn’t that right Griffith? Or shall I say Femto?

WHO WON?!

WHO’S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ERB Griffith Vs. Allen Schezar
Alright folks here is my latest ERB and this one stars Griffith from Berserk the Pretty Boy leader of the Band of the Hawk going up against Allen Schezar from Escaflowne the Pretty Boy Leader of the Crusaders. Which one of these Bishounen Swordsmen will come out on top here?
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Neo Geo Saga 1 Jack Turner Arcade Mode

Vs. Terry Bogard: So this guy is the Lone Wolf of Southtown huh? Guess I shouldn’t be surprised, a Lone Wolf is no match for a Biking Beelzebub!

Vs. Andy Bogard: Oh great a long-haired pretty boy with angst issues. Gee let me guess you must be popular with the ladies right?

Vs. Joe Higashi: I don’t know why that angry loud-mouth cue ball Hwa had such a problem dealing with a chump like you.

Vs. Tung Fu Rue: We’re not in one of those stupid old Kung-Fu movies; a little old man like you never stood a chance against the Biking Beelzebub of Southtown!

Vs. Duck King: This loser thinks I’m just Dumb Muscle? Oh please at least I know that Dancing is no Martial Art.

Vs. Richard Meyer: So you’re going to open a restaurant huh? As long as you provide my men and I some good food and booze I’ll be sure we won’t cause any trouble if you know what I mean.

Vs. Michael Max: Yeah I’ve heard of Axel Hawk, didn’t he got out of the Boxing circuit recently?

Vs. Hwa Jai: Oh great another one of those “Former Champs” who whine just because they lost a fight once.  Why the Boss wants to hire this guy I have no idea.

Vs. Raiden: So you think I can become a good “Heel” Wrestler huh? I will admit the thought has crossed my mind.

Vs. Billy Kane: Oh calm down stick boy, look I know you’re the Bosses Right Hand Man. But that doesn’t mean you should be paranoid every time someone even looks at your cute little sister at all.

Vs. Geese Howard: Say uh… Boss would now be a good time to ask for that raise?

Vs. Mai Shiranui: I never knew that Japanese chicks could have melons as big as yours. I wonder if now would be a good time for a taste.

Vs. Cheng Sinzan: And people call me fat, at least I have plenty of Muscle to go with my fat. You on the other hand, not so much.

Vs. Jubei Yamada: Geez you stupid old man if you were going to fight with food then at least use something that tastes better than these stale old rice crackers.

Vs. Kim Kap Hwan: Justice? Ha! This is Southtown pretty boy! There is no Justice here!

Vs. Blue Mary: Oh trust me sexy lady, a Beelzebub can pleasure a fine babe like you more than a Wolf ever could.

Vs. Hokutomaru: Buzz off squirt; I had steaks that were tougher than you.

Vs. Kim Dong Hwan: A Fighting Genius? Oh please a little punk like you wouldn’t know anything about being a fighting genius at all.

Vs. Kim Jae Hoon: Sorry pretty boy but a little punk like you never had a chance against me.

Vs. Lao: don’t worry big guy I’ll be sure to take care of that sexy cutie leader of yours alright.

Vs. Ryo Sakazaki: This boy really knows how to frost my cake, so time for you to ate my shoes you little bug.

Vs. Robert Garcia: The only reason why you saved your little gal-pal from me is that you got the drop on me. But hey at least I managed to return the favor huh?

Vs. Ryuhaku Todoh: Oh yeah I remember now, your one of my bosses’ oldest pals huh? Eh you know that this was just a friendly sparring match right?

Vs. Jack Turner: Will the phony Jack please lie face down on the pavement. Ha ha! Oh man I crack myself up sometimes.

Vs. King: Oh yeah it looks like King is more like a Queen. And a really stacked one too… Oh man she’s getting up; oh I know where this is going.

Vs. Lee Pai Long: This little old geezer is also hired help? Let me guess do they pay you in Peanuts? Ha ha! Oh that was good…

Vs. John Crawley: I’ll take those shades of yours you has-been former Marine. Besides they would look way better on me.

Vs. Mickey Rogers: Ah geez this little punk is also in on the Syndicate? Ah man the Syndicate would hire just about anyone these days.

Vs. Mr. Big: Say Big, now that I have proven who the bigger man is I’ll ask some of your ladies if they want to see how big I am. What’s that? Free of Charge? Thanks buddy I sure do appreciate that.

Vs. Mr. Karate: This old guy with a mask is supposed to be “The Secret Weapon”? Oh please I can handle this “Secret Weapon” rather easily.

Vs. Yuri Sakazaki: I’ve already dealt with that rich pretty boy and brother of yours so nobody is going to interrupt your kidnapping this time.

Vs. Temjin: I don’t care what kind of Sumo you use; an aging Dock Worker like you is no match for me!

Vs. Eiji Kisaragi: I just beat up a Ninja; ah man my Street Cred is going to skyrocket after this!

Vs. Jin Fu Ha: You? A Ninja? Oh please I’m probably a better Ninja than you!

Vs. Karman Cole: Nice suit, I wonder how much money I would get if I pawn it off.

Vs. Gai Tendo: This is no fancy MMA match this is just some good old fashioned Street Fighting and when it comes to that I am #1 in Southtown!

Vs. Seo Yong Song: Ah yes nothing pleases me more than to smash smug little punks like you down.

Vs. Payak Sitipitak: You maybe an old pro in the Muay Thai circuit but that won’t save you from me.

Vs. Rob Python: Take a hike chump, I’ll show the ladies who has the bigger Python.

Vs. Jacques Ducalis: Huh? Since when did any of you Frenchies know anything about Judo?

Vs. Goro Daimon: You may be a real big shot Judo Champ but that won’t save you in the mean streets of Southtown!

Vs. Ralf Jones: YO ADRIAN! Heh heh… Oops, wrong Stallone movie, sorry about that you Bargain Basement Rambo.

Vs. Clark Still: It’s not enough to have muscle but you also got to have plenty of bulk as well and I have both in spades!

Vs. Heidern: This Colonel Trautman-Wannabe is supposed to be the leader of the Ikari Warriors? Heh what a joke…

Vs. Leona Heidern: Geez Lady you practically fought like a Demon, I mean what were you on your “Time of the Month” or something?

Vs. Whip: Ah man the first time I get to be whipped by a woman and it’s a cutesy flat little runt like you, what a waste.

Vs. Chang Koehan: Hey Cue-Ball mind if I take that Ball & Chain of yours? This would come in handy.

Vs. Choi Bounge: A Midget Freddy Krueger, seriously? Oh I hope that New Line Cinemas isn’t going to try to sue this Tournament.

Vs. Heavy D!: Heavy D? Seriously what kind of name is that for a Boxer? Or anyone for that matter…

Vs. Lucky Glauber: So you’re a Basketball Player who thinks he could be a Karate Master? Ha ha ha… Oh wait you were serious, I’ll laugh even harder. HA HA HA HA!

Vs. Brian Battler: Geez even 2nd-rate Football Players are here? Man there is a lot of losers coming out of the woodwork here for this Tournament.

Vs. Ramon: I’ve heard some interesting things about you amigo, namely that sexy little bombshell you hang out with.

Vs. Angel: You know for a lady who calls herself Angel your more like a sexy Devil, though I am so not complaining.

Vs. Jhun Hoon: So you’re a big fanboy of Japan’s Pop Princess Athena Asamiya huh? You may call me a Villain yet it’s only a matter of time ‘til you get hauled off to Jail for “Statutory” charges if you know what I mean.  

Vs. Kang Bae Dal: So you think I am an Evil Thug who needs to be taken down huh? Kid, your Master has a major hard-on for an underage female Pop singer; you might want to look at him first.

Vs. Chae Lim: Ah man a stuck-up tomboy who likes to look down on “sleazy boys”, man I use to see way too many girls like you back in High School.

Vs. Moe Habana: Ah geez this little runt is way too young and flat to be wearing a tight shirt like that.

Vs. Rocky: So this is the Robot I was told about? Heh I wonder if I would get a decent amount of cash if I turned you in to my Boss. They’ll probably just sell you for scrap metal though.

Vs. Maki Kagura: The Orochi? Look lady I know nothing about that all I know is that I am suppose to crush anyone who is snooping around, nothing personal.

Vs. Hyena: Ah man why did I end up running into Duke’s loser lackey? Now if only I could run into his rather racktacular sexy assassin babe instead.

Vs. Iroha: So you are willing to do anything to serve your Master you serve huh? Interesting, say I think I may have a job opening for you.

Vs. Goddess Athena: Geez is this crazy chick really a Goddess? At first I thought she was some swimsuit model who went nuts but still…

Vs. Marco Rossi: So even the Metal Slugs are here? Don’t know why you losers got such a big reputation.

Vs. Fiolina Germi: So this sexy little cutie is from a wealthy family huh? Cool, I can get plenty of money from ransom and have a little bit of fun with her in the process. Heh heh…

Vs. Mars People: I know this tournament has attracted a whole bunch of weirdoes but still what cheesy 50’s B-Movie did you come out of?

Vs. Janne D’Arc: So word has it that you wish to marry the man who will best you in battle huh? Well honey I am not the Marriage-type but I would gladly have a Honeymoon with you.

Vs. Brocken: So you are supposed to be a super-strong German cyborg? Please, I’ve smashed up Volkswagens and Porshes that are more durable than you.

Vs. Hanzo Hattori (WH): This guy is a weakling but I think I could pawn that sword of his and make a decent amount of dough.

Vs. Fuuma Kotaro: Hey didn’t I see you turn into some blond-haired yuppie in a suit recently?

Vs. Johnny Maximum: Even Has-been Football Players are here? Geez this tournament is attracting a whole bunch of losers.

Vs. Ryoko Izumo: So you want to be a Judo Champ huh? Oh I’m sure there are plenty of boys who would love to grapple you.

Vs. Shura: So you’re just a Muay Thai kick boxer in Training huh? Stupid kid, you must really have a death wish if you want to face someone like me.

Vs. Kisarah Westfield: Rich and a prime sexy little Jailbait? Oh today has been a lucky day for me.

Vs. Leonhalt Domador: Oh I’m not such a bad guy as even I could be willing to do a good deed every now & then… by hauling you off to Jail to get deported. Heh heh…

Vs. Sheen Genus: So your last name is Genus huh? Oh dear lord it would be WAY too easy to do a dick joke right about now.

Vs. Bobby Nelson: Here is a little fighting lesson kid; Basketballs do not make good weapons.

Vs. Cyber Woo: I could make plenty of money off of this, but what am I going to do with this whiny little brat?

Vs. Angel (ST): Oh yes another sexy busty Angel! Oh today is such a great day for me.

Vs. Toy: You like to call yourself names like “Toy” & “Ice Brain”? Let me guess you ate a lot of paint chips when you were a kid huh?

Vs. G Mantle: Oh great even Phantom of the Opera wannabes are here too? What is up with this Tournament?

(Match 3 Vs. Hyena)

Hyena: Looks like trying to find fighters that are willing to rebuild Mephistopheles is a little harder than I thought… Hmm… this place is starting to look a little familiar.

Jack: Alright I am Jack Turner, Leader of the Neo Black Cats! Who dares to approach me in Southtown? Hmm?

Jack & Hyena: Oh, it’s you.

Jack: Oh great so I get to deal with the late not-so great Duke’s little lackey, I’m surprised that you haven’t skipped town yet. Especially considering how I’ve heard stories from some of my fellow colleagues about how they have already given you a thrashing.

Hyena: Yeah well those guys just got lucky I am much more resilient than I look.

Jack (cracking his knuckles): Is that so? Well then lets see if that’s true shall we?

Hyena: *gulp* Oh I should’ve seen that one coming.

(If you win)

Jack: Pathetic, that was way too easy. But of course considering who I just fought I guess I can’t be too surprised.

[Jack grabs Hyena by the throat.]

Jack: Although Hyena since I am in such a good mood I have a couple of questions I would like to ask. Ever heard of the Pirate group Lillien Knights? Ever hung out with them lately?

Hyena: Yeah I’ve heard of them, but I got nothing to do with them. What makes you think I would have anything to do with them?

Jack: Simple, I’m sure you remember a certain lady by the name of Lien Neville, a certain Blonde British Babe with a really big rack. Word has it that she recently became the right hand woman of the leader of the Lillien Knights B. Jenet who is also a sexy Blonde Brit lady with a really big rack. I just wanted to know if you kept in touch with a certain former co-worker of yours.

Hyena: Really? So Lien is now working with the Lillien Knights huh? I did not know that… Hey wait a minute! How would you know about this?

Jack: Mr. Big got some info from some of the Howard Connection’s informants and we both have a little bit of interest for those sexy ladies as he would love to add those two to his business if you know what I mean.

Hyena: I see…

Jack: Yep but since you don’t know, I’ll just let you go.

Hyena: Really?

Jack (with an evil smile): No

Hyena: Wait what?

[Jack gleefully tossed Hyena into a nearby dumpster then walked away cheerfully whistling.]

(Match 6 Vs. Raiden)

Jack: Hey there you look kind of familiar…

Raiden: Why of course I would look familiar, I am Raiden! The roughest toughest Wrestler in these parts!

Jack: Raiden? Oh yeah I remember now, you use to go by the name of Big Bear right?

Raiden: Yeah well I use to back in my good old days when I was a famous Wrestler. So you know about me huh?

Jack: Sort of, my old man use to watch Wrestling Matches on TV plenty of times when I was a kid you were one of those Wrestlers that I actually remember. Anyways I heard that my boss Geese Howard would hire an old wrestling pro like you and it’s kind of cool that you are here.

Raiden: Yeah thanks… Anyways so are you interested in wrestling?

Jack: I admit the thought has crossed my mind before but I am mainly known as a brawler who likes to do some street fighting. I also know a little bit of Shootfighting.

Raiden: Shootfighting? What the heck is that? I mean what do you use a hidden gun on your opponent?

Jack: Nah man it’s a type of MMA fighting that’s fairly popular in Japan. Anyways you call yourself the roughest toughest Wrestler around here well I happen to be the roughest toughest Brawler around here. I think you can see where I am going with this.

Raiden: Alright young fella, yeah I know what your going to say and sure I’ll gladly accept your challenge.

Jack: Cool then let’s go!

(If you win)

Jack: Ah man that was fun, I may’ve won that fight but I can see why Geeese would hire someone like you.

Raiden: Yeah…

Jack: Anyways I do have one question I got to ask you, since it’s been bugging me lately.

Raiden: Oh what's that?

Jack: Why did you name yourself after that loser pretty-boy Raiden from the 2nd Metal Gear Solid game?

Raiden: What? No, actually I named myself after the famous Thunder God himself.

Jack: Oh so your into the Mortal Kombat games.

Raiden: Actually I was more thinking of the Japanese Word for Thunderbolt.

Jack: Oh I see… sort of, anyways its cool that we got to spar there old man but I got to go. That battle sure worked up an appetite.

Raiden: Alright I’ll see you later… Hey wait a minute you never told me your name.

Jack: Oh yeah that’s right, my bad, anyways I am Jack Turner, leader of the Neo Black Cats Biker Gang! So see you later old man.
 
(Match 9 Vs. John Crawley)

Jack: I am Jack Turner, Leader of the Neo Black Cats and I am ready to Rumble!

John: Alright who is making that racket out here? Oh it’s you; you’re that big Biker guy that I was told about. Jack Turner, right?

Jack: Yeah and I’ve heard of you, John Crawley, word has it that before you became a fellow soldier in the Howard Connection’s Syndicate you were known as one of the toughest guys in the US Navy.

John: True, but tell me, is it normal for members of the Howard Connection’s Syndicate to pick fights with each-other?

Jack: Oh come on now it’s just some good old fashioned rough-housing as I do love to have a good fight. So don’t think of it as “picking a fight” it’s more like “let’s have a fun brawl so we can get a little stronger” know what I mean?

John: Alright, alright I suppose I could go for some fun.

Jack: Good now lets Rumble!

(If you win)

Jack: HA! Loser! Ah man I get a little rough with him and he is already knocked out cold. I don’t see why Billy is so worried is that this has-been Navy guy might not be a loyal soldier to the syndicate. Even if that was true I can easily handle this wimp. Hey wait a minute… that grocery store over there has a sale on Fried Chicken? Awesome!

*As Jack leaves the Scene, John is starting to get up.*

John (thinking): Heh heh that fat moron didn’t even bother to check if I was actually unconscious or not. Well it looks like that gullible slob might’ve been a little useful to me after all. So Billy Kane suspects that I might not be one of Geese’s loyal minions huh? Good to know, perhaps I should do something about that to help prove my “sincerity” sort to speak.

(Match 12 Vs. Marco Rossi)

Marco: So this is Southtown huh? Looks like a nice place, too bad its somewhat known as being the home of a certain crime syndicate.

Jack: Well well, look at what the cat dragged in.

Marco: Heh why hello there big guy, you must be Jack Turner.

Jack: Ah so you know who I am, my reputation precedes me.

Marco: Oh yeah I once saw a Facebook post from a guy named Jack Turner who says that he aspires to one day lead a fabulous creative dance group.

Jack: AH! You uh… mu… must’ve mistaken me for someone else! Yeah!

Marco: I don’t know, that motorcycle you have there looks an awful lot like the motorcycle this Jack Turner has in his profile pic.

Jack: ANYWAYS I know who you are as well. I’ve heard about you, you’re Marco Rossi the leader of Metal Slug. Well I am Jack Turner, Leader of the Neo Black Cats and I will be your welcoming committee.

Marco: Yeah I am the leader of Metal Slug, one of the best Soldier Squadrons around. While the leader of a local Biker gang, but hey I suppose I don’t blame you for bragging about that. I suppose it does sound a bit cooler than “Lackey of Geese Howard”.

Jack: Oh yeah well your in Southtown which is Howard Connection and Neo Black Cat Territory! So I’m gonna take you down!

Marco: Let me get this straight big guy, your picking a fight with the leader of a powerful soldier squadron that has toppled armies before? Let me guess Old Man Geese didn’t hire you for your brains, did he?

Jack: Don’t act so smug there Blondie, you may think that guys like me are just petty criminals but this city is very much a battlefield like any other place you ever fought in. Besides even if you can take me down there are still plenty of guys who can take you down easily!

Marco: Even IF I can take you down? And you call me Smug?

Jack: Anyways like I said before I am here to take you down!

Marco: Fine by me fat boy, let’s dance!

(Ending)

Jack: HA! You are supposed to be the big tough leader of the Metal Slug Squad and yet here you are barely able to stand up? What a joke!

Marco: Actually I am doing my job pretty well thank you very much.

Jack: Oh really and what would that be huh? *then Jack’s eyes bulge in shock* Guh…

Marco: A Distraction.

[Jack falls on the ground knocked out as he has a little tranquilizer dart on the back of his neck. Then a man with short brown hair and shades by the name of Tarma Roving arrives on the scene carrying a Tranquilizer Rifle in his hands.]

Marco: Nice shooting there Tarma.

Tarma: Thanks, its not often I get to do some sniping while on a mission so at least my aim isn’t getting rusty.

Marco: Oh trust me pal its certainly not, anyways what are we going to do with Sleeping Ugly over here? I mean he was getting close to one of our meeting spots in the town.

Tarma: True however we can’t get rid of him now. While I am sure our rather rotund adversary has committed plenty of crimes that he will one day answer for. However he is a fairly prominent name when it comes to Geese Howard’s enforcers so we could potentially draw a lot of attention from the Howard Connection if we eliminate him. Right now the Howard Connection seems to be paying little to no attention to us right now and it would be for the best that it would stay that way for now.

Marco: I suppose that’s true…    

Tarma: However while according to my Intel while Mr. Turner here normally uses his brute strength to incapacitate his enemies he does have some other tricks he likes to use. So in other words we could search him to see if he has any weapons or any other items that he has that could help us before we move his body elsewhere.

Marco: Ah I see so check his pockets if he has anything we can use then dump him at a Park Bench nearby huh?

Tarma: Precisely…

*A little later on that night as Jack wakes up on the Park Bench.*

Jack: Huh? What the… where am I? How did I get here? I thought I was fighting that guy from the Metal Slug Squad and I was winning too… so how did I get here? Hmm? What the? What happened to my Smoke Balls? Did I forget to pack them again? Well at least my notes are here. Ah man I would to love to brag about how I was beating up the head honcho of the Metal Slug Squad but how am I going to explain what happened in the end? Ah forgot it, its been a long day I need to go get some grub.
Neo Geo Saga 1 Jack Turner Arcade Mode
Hey folks its been a while but I managed to release another installment of the Neo Geo Saga Arcade Mode stories and this time its for that big brutish boorish thug from Art of Fighting... JACK TURNER!

Jack Turner is the leader of the "Neo Black Cats" Biker Gang but is primarily known as another one of Geese Howard's Enforcers within Southtown. Crude, Lecherous and eager for a good fight this highly obese yet muscular Biker is often eager to take down anyone who is unfortunate enough to be in his Territory. While Jack Turner does loyally serve the likes of Geese Howard and Mr. BIg, he does quite often love to bring up the fact that he is the leader of his Biker Gang "The Neo Black Cats".
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For those who have been enjoying my installments of my Neo Geo Saga stories I thought I work on a list in which these will be the special opponents with pre/post-battle banter for each of the future episodes. For those who don't already know Neo Geo Saga is basically my attempt at a new KOF story with a bunch of characters in which I have placed in 4 sections namely Fatal Fury, Art of Fighting, King of Fighters and Other SNK games. During these Arcade Modes there will be 12 battles in total in which every 3rd match will have special Pre (and if you win) Post Battle Dialogue between the character your playing as and a certain opponent except for the 12th and final battle which you get Pre-Battle banter and then your character's Arcade Mode ending. (Though those who are familiar with fighting games such as the Blazblue series will probably know what I am talking about.) In which each of these opponents will be one character from each of the 4 sections. (Oh yes and of course each of these installments have plenty of win-quotes in which like games such as Street Fighter 4 and BlazBlue all the characters have particular win quotes against all the opponents they face.) Anyways this list will cover will give you all an idea how the future Neo Geo Saga Arcade Mode stories are going to go. But first do take a look at any previous episodes of this series especially if you have missed any of them...

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And now without further or adieu here is the list...

King- Jacques Ducalis, Hwa Jai, Angel (KOF), G Mantle
Lee Pai Long- Hanzo Hattori (WH), Choi Bounge, John Crawley, Tung Fu Rue
John Crawley- Jin Fu Ha, Lao, Clark Still, Marco Rossi
Mickey Rogers- Bobby Nelson, Heavy D!, Michael Max, John Crawley
Mr. Big- Fuuma Kotaro, Ramon, Fiolina Germi, Lao
Mr. Karate- Hwa Jai, John Crawley, Marco Rossi, Heidern
Yuri Sakazaki- Moe Habana, Cyber Woo, Mai Shiranui, Ryo Sakazaki
Temjin- Jack Turner, Sheen Genus, Goro Daimon, Cheng Sinzan
Eiji Kisaragi- Jin Fu Ha, Ramon, Joe Higashi, G Mantle
Jin Fu Ha- Sheen Genus, Duck King, Jhun Hoon, Iroha
Karman Cole- Rocky, Brocken, Robert Garcia, Cheng Sinzan
Gai Tendo- Sheen Genus, Goro Daimon, Rob Python, Duck King
Seo Yong Song- Kang Bae Dal, Gai Tendo, Brocken, Tung Fu Rue
Payak Sitipak- Shura, Heavy D!, Jack Turner, Joe Higashi
Rob Python- Fuuma Kotaro, Joe Higashi, Heavy D!, Mickey Rogers
Jacques Ducalis- Robert Garcia, Kim Kap Hwan, Goro Daimon, Ryoko Izumo
Goro Daimon- Ryoko Izumo, Moe Habana, Ryuhaku Todoh, Cheng Sinzan
Ralf Jones- Toy, Gai Tendo, Hwa Jai, Clark Still
Clark Still- Sheen Genus, Lao, Jack Turner, Heidern
Heidern- Leona, Mickey Rogers, G Mantle, Cheng Sinzan
Leona Heidern- Angel (ST), Blue Mary, Angel (KOF), Mr. Big
Whip- Cyber Woo, Jack Turner, Kim Kap Hwan, Leona
Chang Koehan- Brian Battler, Jubei Yamada, Jack Turner, Kim Kap Hwan
Choi Bounge- Brocken, Chang Koehan, Lee Pai Long, Tung Fu Rue
Heavy D!- Bobby Nelson, Michael Max, Lucky Glauber, Mickey Rogers
Lucky Glauber- Gai Tendo, Heavy D!, Bobby Nelson, Cheng Sinzan
Brian Battler- Richard Meyer, Rob Python, Heavy D!, G Mantle
Ramon- Angel (ST), Jubei Yamada, Rob Python, Angel (KOF)
Angel (KOF)- John Crawley, Mai Shiranui, Janne D'Arc, Fiolina Germi
Jhun Hoon- Jack Turner, Goro Daimon, Cheng Sinzan, G Mantle
Kang Bae Dal- Brocken, Temjin, Hokutomaru, Maki Kagura
Chae Lim- Seo Yong Song, Cyber Woo, Maki Kagura, Kim Kap Hwan
Moe Habana- Hokutomaru, Kisarah Westfield, Temjin, Goro Daimon
Rocky- John Crawley, Cheng Sinzan, Brocken, Ramon
Maki Kagura- G Mantle, King, Kim Kap Hwan, Heidern
Hyena- Duck King, Jacques Ducalis, Rocky, Mars People
Iroha- John Crawley, Angel (KOF), G Mantle, Mai Shiranui
Goddess Athena- Terry Bogard, King, Jhun Hoon, Iroha
Marco Rossi- Mickey Rogers, Cheng Sinzan, Toy, Ralf Jones
Fiolina Germi- Marco Rossi, John Crawley, Blue Mary, Angel (KOF)
Mars People- Whip, John Crawley, Cheng Sinzan, G Mantle
Janne D'Arc- Fuuma Kotaro, King, Ramon, Lao
Brocken- Hwa Jai, Temjin, Angel (ST), Rocky
Hanzo Hattori (WH)- Choi Bounge, Hokutomaru, Eiji Kisaragi, Fuuma Kotaro
Fuuma Kotaro- Fiolina Germi, Angel (KOF), Mai Shiranui, Eiji Kisaragi
Johnny Maximum- Sheen Genus, Jack Turner, Brian Battler, Raiden
Ryoko Izumo- Kisarah Westfield, Chae Lim, Jacques Ducalis, Mai Shiranui
Shura- Fuuma Kotaro, Seo Yong Song, Hwa Jai, Payak Sitipitak
Kisarah Westfield- Jack Turner, Ramon, Seo Yong Song, Kim Dong Hwan
Leonhalt Domador- Johnny Maximum, Clark Still, Karman Cole, Brocken
Sheen Genus- Hokutomaru, Jacques Ducalis, Toy, Angel (KOF)
Bobby Nelson- Johnny Maximum, Duck King, Rob Python, Heavy D!
Cyber Woo- Temjin, Moe Habana, Jubei Yamada, Iroha
Angel (ST)- Joe Higashi, John Crawley, Fiolina Germi, Angel (KOF)
Toy- Jack Turner, Kim Kap Hwan, Ralf Jones, Marco Rossi
G Mantle- Rocky, Mr. Karate, Geese Howard, Goddess Athena

I admit some of these opponent choices might change in the future but still this will give you a good idea of what I am planning for this series. Oh yes and for those who are familiar with SNK's handiwork and are a little surprised I didn't use certain opponents for certain characters keep in mind I am still hoping I can do regular Story Modes for this series and I will most likely use them then (more on that later). But still these will be the future special opponents for the rest of the Neo Geo Saga Arcade Mode stories.
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